So I’m trying the online dating thing and it has been more than funny! I don’t meet many men my own age at work, all of my close friends are married or attached and I’m not one to date really young men so I’m trying my hand at online dating. Let’s just say it’s been a hottttt mess.
Eharmony:
Well after you fill out the 2 hour long questionnaire, I got nada. No matches for weeks. I guess not too many Black men are willing to fill out that long azz questionnaire. Then I started getting matches for 40 year old men. I have 2 sisters, 39 and 40 and I really don’t want to date anybody who would be a good candidate for them. Then I got a couple of short men. And here’s the catch… after you do the entire questionnaire, you find out that you can’t talk to anybody unless you “Show e-harmony the money”. So I got an interesting sounding match (no picture, he could definitely be a booger bear) and I made the plunge and subscribed…. talking to one guy now. He’s too cheap to subscribe for more than a couple of months so he sent me his phone number. HOLD UP! We have been exchanging pre-selected questions thus far… he could be intellectually challenged. I don’t give the digits to just anybody…. well I did recently and I’ll have to write more about that fiasco later. The guy I originally subscribed to see is probably not a paid member. And the latest match has the same name as the ex-husband (not exactly a selling point).
Black People Meet (often Black Perverts Meet) occasionally called Big People With Bad Grills Meet:
Out of boredom I subscribed there too. Now I’m not a twig, I have a rather healthy body.. but when you say a few extra pounds you should not be talking a few extra PEOPLE. I mean dudes with body for weeks not days have been writing left and right. One in particular is good people but SOOOO not attractive, am I wrong to be a little standoffish? I just am not interested in him like that. I’m also not shallow, you don’t have to make >$50K to get my attention but can you have some ambition, please. If you work at McDonalds sweeping floors, can you at least aspire to be Calvin…. or the grill guy (cuz we all know that’s when the big bucks start rolling in)
The fun just keeps going….. can’t wait to read my emails today to see what kind of new jokes they bring….
