This morning’s question comes from the book of “Oh Hell Naw” (yeah I know I’m going to hell, I’m stocking up on fans and icebergs and what not).
The question is, “Why is is that after you end a relationship with someone, they sure manage to be able to do all the things they wouldn’t do for you?”
My ex-husband (who I had a surprisingly pleasant conversation with last night) informed me that he has recently been attending my church. Now I would never want to stop anyone from praising the Lord but do you have to do it where I do! Now for the 13 years we were together, he was a Catholic. I never asked him to convert but I did want him to experience church with me so that we could choose a place of worship together. He always refused. My mom got him a subscription to our church magazine (which I swear I have never seen him read) and that didn’t spur him to attend my church but now that we are divorced he wants to wander to my house of worship. I mean seriously, where could this be coming from? Hopefully he won’t catch me on a bad day and run into me at church. I may have to, in the immortal words of Oran Juice Jones, “run up on him, whip out the jammy and pull a rambo” but for now I guess I’ll chill.
Anyhoo, got the wig tossed this morning. Heading out on vacation in a half hour so I best be pushing on. I’m way to adorable to let other folx ruin my party!
