Okay so I’m sitting here watching the “Bei.ng Bob.by Bro.wn” Christmas special:

I got lots to say:
1. Is Bo.bby’s barber in prison??? His head looks a bloogy mess! Why on earth did he get the braids?! He needs to have an up-close and personal with some clippers!

2. What is REALLY going on with Wh.itney’s hair?! I mean seriously, she had to see the cameras, does she enjoy looking like that? I know it’s important to show a new side of your personality but please, we’ve seen it, we don’t like it, fake for us, we’d enjoy it!

3. Please, please Bravo, I’m begging you! Please don’t show closeups of these people any more. They look even worse upclose and personal!

4. I know I’m not the only one that is glad that Bob.bi Kr.is is finally not looking as much like her dad!

5. Why in the name of all that is good in the world do these people have money and I have to live plastic credit card to plastic credit card? I mean seriously, I’m worthy and Lawd knows I’m finally ready!

6. Somebody better teach Bob.bi Kr.is some blasted manners!

On a different note, my wonderful fabulous mommy got me a TIVO for Christmas (even though she has absolutely NO idea what it is or why I want one)! I already have it and it’s up and running! I have been DVRless for the past 9 months (I foolishly gave it to the ex-husband in the settlement). But there was absolutely no way I could start my surgery rotation without the ability to record my favorites whilst I peacefully slumber.

I’m heading off to Maryland to spend the holidays with my friends! If I don’t blog again before Christmas, Merry CHRISTmas, Happy Religious Holidays etc etc. May you get all that you want and not all that you may deserve :)