Ok well I guess I’ll brighten your holidays by posting my holiday embarassment!
So I’m in Maryland visiting my friends. We tend to drink when we’re together and on a normal day, I can handle mine! But of all the days to have issues, here’s what happened.
My friends threw a party because I was in town. My current crush came early. We had lunch and chilled at the house. At 5 or so I had a rum and juice. Followed by 2 cognacs and coke. Followed by a cup of rum punch. At 730, I fell asleep under the dining room table and MISSED THE DAMNED PARTY! I am sooooooooooooo ashamed. My poor crush had to help me get in the bed and apparently at some point in the night I wandered out of bed and wandered around the upstairs. Sweet as my girls and the crush are, they had to keep checking on me. So they were drunk and tired of going up and down the stairs to make sure I was okay!
Now in my defense (as if there is one): I have a cold. I was exhausted. I have been having issues with my equilibrium off and on since I got back from my cruise. I have no friggin idea what happened!
So let’s just say that anything I was working on with the crush, probably done! He was a little hot with me about this incident.
So now that you have had a good laugh… back to the rest of my insane life.
I leave for dreary Chicago tonight. Back to work on Wednesday. I start my surgery rotation so life will truly suck! Long hours and standing up all day.

Wow. Sorry about that whole scene.
On a brighter note, though … believe it or not, relating this story and falling asleep underneath the table like you did entitles you to a free coupon to hang out with NYC bloggers at their favorite Friday Happy Hour spot whenever you are in the area.
Seeeeee … doesn’t that make you feel better?!?!?
Happy Holidays to you and good luck on your rotation!!!
well that does make me feel better although I may be convinced y’all just want to see if I will drink myself under a table again
Comment by Will — December 27, 2005 @ 11:06 pm