Deucey Bigelo- Gas Station Gigolo
Hey all,
I’m submerged in studying for my surgery exam so I’ve been a bit scarce around the blogging world but I just had to share this story my sister told me. I’ll be deep deep deep undercover for the next 2 weeks so I may pop my head in now and then but I’ll be back to my couple times a week writing soon.
So the other night my sis stopped for gas at a station here in the hood. A guy comes up to her and hands her his professional business card for “Daron’s Exotic Delights”. Contents of the card: “Men down to provide your every erotic desire. Mon-Sat 9-12 (didn’t say am or pm). And it gave both a home and a cell number.”
Yep, my sister was approached by a high tech male prostitute. He even let her know that since she was light-skinded (and I meant to spell it that way), her first 30 minutes would be free! WTH!!!!
Now he probably lives with his momma in the basement on a pull-out couch. I didn’t ask if he was 4′9″ or what his grill looked like. I’ll have to do that when I get home!
Thought I would provide y’all with a little Friday comic relief.

That … is crazy! LOL
I’m gonna keep good thoughts for you during your exams! Knock em out da box!
Comment by Will — February 3, 2006 @ 5:52 pm
wow, I used to work at a convenience store awhile back. actually not a bad place to meet women, you’d be surprised at how approachable women are when all they come in for his gas and some milk.
anyway, hope your sis took a pass
Comment by o — February 8, 2006 @ 6:25 am
ROFLMAO I’m really mad at the cyber-ho that approached her… PULL OUT COUCH? MAMA”S BASEMENT??? First 30 minutes free??? OMG business must be horrible. I’m really mad at him!!!!! ROFLMAO that’s hilarious… thank you for that, it did actually make me smile. =)
Oh and GIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLL do your THANG on your exam!!! You got this!!! =)
Comment by Xquizzyt1 — February 9, 2006 @ 2:10 pm
A male prostitute gave me his card once while I sat at th bus stop. His listed profession was
maseur (sp) but when I told my friend, he told me the guy was a prostitute. I called the guy and propositioned him, turns out he was willing to do favors. I didn’t buy any, I was just
amazed that massuse is a term for prostitute.
Comment by call2arms — February 16, 2006 @ 3:43 am