This post is a collection of BS that I have either seen lately or experienced lately that has me saying… “Now ain’t that some BS”

1. Those DAMNED Old Navy commercials: I can not STAND their new ad campaign! I say again.. can’t stand it. I hate anything that invites me to get something on, first of all, but please tell me what my “fash” is and how will I get it on. Pure ignorance. I can’t stand the Lays commercials that tell me to get my smile on either. Quite frankly the only thing I want to get on is my freak and I don’t walk around singing about it either. I don’t mind the mainstream picking up on some of our common phrases but why do you have to be ignant (yeah I meant to spell it that way) to sell something.

2. Why is it that more than one “pale face” has met me and proceeded to inform me that they eat greens. Like the hell I care! I don’t eat them so guess what… greens don’t enbody the “black experience”. That’s up there with telling me you had a black suitemate in college… what are you going do next.. ask me if I know a Tyrone Jones from Chicago?

3. Why did I have to get “forceful” with the manager of this here Bates motel? Housekeeping is supposed to come once per week (this is an extended stay joint) but they never told me what day to expect them. Monday.. no housekeeping. Tuesday… trash still there. Wednesday I go to the office and ask when housekeeping is supposed to come. The desk clerk (who is not so bright) says he will leave a note for the manager because they were supposed to clean my room on Monday. Thursday I come in from work and yep… no housekeeping. The manager left a note saying that they did clean the room and that they are not going to just go around recleaning rooms. Oh now you know I found that heffa and let her know! This is the conversation:

Me: Housekeeping did NOT clean my room on Monday.
Fat Lazy Manager Bitch (FB): I checked their log and it said that they did.
Me: Well guess what.. they did NOT clean my room.
FB: Did they change your towels?
Me: NO
FB: Have they made the bed?
Me: NO
FB: Did they take out the trash?
Me: I know clean when I see it! The trash has not been out. The bed was not made. I have been using my own towels from home. Now if they cleaned my room.. Please tell me WHAT DID THEY ACTUALLY DO! How about you step into my room and see the conditions.
FB: OK. You know you can get fresh towels and sheets from the office.
Me (in my head): I could also go behind the counter at Mickey D’s and cook a burger but I don’t work there either!
FB: I’m sorry. I’ll make sure they clean your room in the am.