Hey all…. why didn’t somebody tell me I’ve been missing in action that long.  My apologies, I really actually wanted to talk and just let the days go on and on.

Let’s start the updating by time frames:

Three weeks ago:

Have I mentioned this year how much I want to beat my ex-husband about the head and shoulders?  Let me tell you… so I married an asshole.  Yep, I called him that and I meant it.  When we divorced, I wanted to take our dog but my sister is allergic.  So I left him with Hole.  I thought Hole and I could be friends (since we were together 13 years).  He calls from time to time to ask me medical questions, we have decent small talk, etc.  Well on my birthday he told me my dog has cancer.  So that was March.  I asked to see the dog and he told me he would bring the dog to me.  I don’t know if his fiancee has issues with me (I should hope not, I could give less that a gnat’s behind about her) but anyway.  He texted to tell me congrats on my graduation.  I call him a couple weeks ago to check on the dog since it has been a couple months and he STILL hasn’t brought him to my house.  What does Hole tell me?  Oh, I put him to sleep a couple weeks ago.  Dang man… couldn’t call, send a text, a postcard, a smoke signal, a message in a bottle?  And had the cajones to tell me that he is going through some stuff!  Seriously, do I care?  So needless to say I was HOT!  He had nerve to tell me he is tired of people asking him to apologize to them so he just refuses.  Easy solution dude, stop doing SHIT to people and you won’t have to apologize. 

I have nothing left to say to him.  My car is in both our names and I couldn’t refinance it when we split up because I had no job.  Best believe I’m working overtime to pay that joker off so he can sign the title.  He had the audacity to ask me what I was planning to do with the car.  I paid the note EVERY month with no help from him so if I want to drop the car in the lake, my money paid for it.   He sounded bothered when I told him that once he signs the title, we don’t EVER need to hold a conversation again.  Whooosaaaaa!!  I’m calm again.  Coach was pissed.  Of course he is none to mad for me to finally have Hole out of my life.

Last week:

Coach and I are moving into a bigger apartment.  I hate moving.  Everytime I move I want to give away all my belongings and start over.  He has a ton of stuff, I have a ton of stuff and you know no matter how full your previous place is you find at least a grand worth of stuff you NEED to buy for the new place.  Our new living room set was delivered this weekend. We love it!!! His old set was falling apart.  You should not have 2 butt sized holes in your furniture.  The furniture is neutral.  A nice chocolate colored suede with leather trim and recliners on all ends (cuz you know we watch a ton of tv).  Things are still lovely with Coach and me.  We’re in sync on most of the major stuff and when we disagree, we solve it fairly quickly.  We’re so well paired, we were shopping on opposite sides of the store and when we met to show each other what we should get, it was the same stuff!!  Sick I tell ya.

Coach’s birthday was last week so I took the opportunity of my new employment to throw him a dinner party. Had it at a steakhouse because I wasn’t cleaning up behind NOBODY!  Ended up having 10 people come out.  He had a few friends I have heard of but haven’t met and I invited my best guy friend and his wife since they had not gotten to know Coach yet.  My sweetie is CHEAP!  I decided I didn’t want to hear any excuses about how people wanted to come but didn’t have any money so I paid for everyone’s dinner and told them to bring drink money.  We had a fabulous time and of course I scored "wonderful girlfriend" points :)

This week:

Let’s see,

Military life is the same.  Easy job, good money.  Still hitting the gym every morning (50 lbs by May 08, remember).  Still moving into our apartment (hating it still).  Still in love with Coach.

I’ll do better about posting, I promise emoticon